Seriously folks - a random "eco doom" headline generator? How very droll. Just what we DON'T need, methinks.
A Shakespearean insult generator? That's funny. And (usually) appropriate. And to quote it, the impertinent beef-witted pigeon-eggs over at MoJo certainly do not need to be laughing up their collective sleeve at the high hilarity of impending climate change.
I suppose it would be big of me to not take umbrage, and instead just be amused at "headlines" like "Is your baby dooming the Monarch butterfly?" (actually not that far-fetched, if your baby is a First World baby). But I can't. It isn't funny. It's serious. The end.