If I were of the tinfoil-hat-wearing persuasion, I might be wondering if the confluence of recent GOP-backed bills to curb voting rights, coupled with the SCOTUS declaring that corporations are people, weren't just some giant conspiracy to hand control of the country over to the corporations, and render the people powerless to change the course of America's future with their quaint, mean-nothing little "votes." After all, the fire hose of corporate and "dark" money into the election cycle recently has a lot of folks worried - very worried - and the folks who are worried know a lot more about all of this than little me.
And yes, I'm worried too.
So allow me to don my tinfoil hat, just for giggles.
How about this one? It's a conspiracy to enrich the Koch brothers and the rest of their one-percenter ilk enough to build a giant off-world retreat where they can resettle once their incessant mining of carbon-based fuels has fattened their wallets enough to design, make, and buy that retreat and fund the ship to get them there (without the rest of us).
Or it might be